The Object Report Podcast

The Object Report Podcast: Episode 3

2012-02-11T11:13:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Episode 3 of The Object Report Podcast, with your anonymous hosts Agent D and Agent K.

Each week Agent D and Agent K cover UFO related and paranormal news from around the globe. This week we cover everything from a documented case of missing time to UFO's above military installations. We discuss disappointment with buffalo, NOSS satellite clusters, shooting at alien goblins with shotguns and end up in the Ural mountains with missing tongues.

Listed below are the links that we discuss in the podcast for our readers to follow along. We will be transitioning to a video format in the future, but for now we are presenting this in an audio format along with backlinks.

NOTE: You can also watch the video version of this podcast on Youtube.

PODCAST #3:
Topics discussed include the following:

1) A Rare Case of Documented Missing Time
A witness is driving down Interstate 15 in Utah late at night. Suddenly, she has an incapacitating headache and has to pull over. She then sees, just ahead of her car, a massive UFO. Seemingly a moment later, she finds herself on the roadside on another highway fifteen miles away. And not only that, there is a minivan that was on I 15 beside her--and it's still beside her! AND THEN she discovers a third car that has been shifted from I-15 to Legacy Highway as well. AND none of the cars will start. And then--incredibly--a tow truck shows up, but the driver is disoriented and has no idea why he came. Article

2) Dr. Steven Greer: Why UFOs and Alien Technology are Covered Up
In this excerpt from an interview with New Paradigm Films, Dr. Steven Greer explains why the UFO presence has been hidden from the public. There are three main reasons for the secrecy: 1. The Inertia of the Secrecy, 2. Religious Interests and 3. New Technologies. Video

3) New Compelling Daylight NASA / STS Footage
A compilation of excellent footage taken from various NASA shuttle missions. Several key points to make note of in these videos: 1) the object heading AWAY from the surface of the planet, 2) the three objects traveling together in formation toward the end, 3) the 'plasma trail' trailing behind some of these objects and 4) the fact that the shuttle orbits much lower than 95% of all satellites, effectively ruling that out. Video

4) Analysis of The Most Compelling Evidence Ever Recorded
In February 1995 the American TV show 'Hard Copy' broadcast a videotape showing an unidentified object flying over a North American military test range. Further footage was shown the following December on the 'Sightings' TV show. The videotape had apparently been filmed by a high-tech Air Force surveillance camera at an undisclosed location within the Nellis Air Force Base Bombing and Gunnery Range Complex, Nevada (often referred to simply as the Nellis Test Range). Full Analysis | Audio Transcripts

5) Is This Our First Image of the Gray Aliens? Corroborated UFO Footage Taken with Dr. Roger Leir Present
This case developed in the location of Kumburgaz between the years 2007, 2008 and 2009. Its main witness was a night guard named Yalcin Yalman, while on duty who registered on video these estrange objects that appeared at sunrise like floating or changing while in flight over the sea coast of Marmara. Yalman was able to film many video segments, some during day light accompanied by witnesses with whom he spoke to while he was filming. One singularity of this case was that de images were made with a camera that had an adaptor for close ups of 200X optical, achieving a great amount of details of the objects. At first, the videos were analyzed and made public by the SIRIUS UFO organization, directed by the researcher Haktan Akdogan. This case made big news in Turkey and in other countries as well. It also started a great debate between the official members of the Turkish scientific community. Specifically the NATIONAL COUNCIL FOR THE STUDY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY (TUBITAK) got interested in analyzing the original footage, with the intention of determining that the video was nothing more than a hoax, gambling on the idea of scale models or toys, or CGI. Video | More Analysis

6) Debunking the Nibiru Myth
First step in a series to show why Nibiru cannot exist. This part is finding a potential orbit that would bring a very elliptical planet at the right time at the right place close to Earth. The gravity simulation Astrograv is used to calculate real orbits and it's effects. This first part is a trial to find the orbital elements to start with. And find orbital elements that could be used in Starry Night or Stellarium. These orbital elements then in turn can be used to get an estimate of how far the planet should be and where in the sky it could be located. Video

7) NOSS Satellite cluster shot with nightvision. Video

8) The Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter
The Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter, also known as the Hopkinsville Goblins Case, and to a lesser extent the Kelly Green Men Case, is the name given to a series of presumably connected incidents of alleged close encounters with supposed extraterrestrial beings. The incidents occurred in the fall of 1955, the most famous and well-publicized of which centered around a rural farmhouse at the time belonging to the Sutton family, which was located between the hamlet of Kelly and the small city of Hopkinsville, both in Christian County, Kentucky, United States. It is from these main incidents that the entire case takes its name. Wikipedia Article

9) The Dyatlov Pass incident
This refers to an event that resulted in the deaths of nine ski hikers in the northern Ural mountains on the night of February 2, 1959. It happened on the east shoulder of the mountain Kholat Syakhl (Холат Сяхл) (a Mansi name, meaning Mountain of the Dead). The mountain pass where the incident occurred has since been named Dyatlov Pass (Перевал Дятлова) after the group's leader, Igor Dyatlov (Игорь Дятлов). The lack of eyewitnesses has inspired much speculation. Soviet investigators determined only that "a compelling unknown force" had caused the deaths. Access to the area was barred for skiers and other adventurers for three years after the incident. "Mountain of the Dead: The Dyatlov Pass Incident" | Wikipedia Entry

10) Exploring the "Black Eyed Kid" Phenomenon
“Do you need any help?” the voice asked. Read more: "Smiles of the Dangerous Children" | More on the "black eyed kids"

11) The Aztec UFO Hoax
This well-known, and in some cases widely-accepted story was the work of Variety columnist Frank Scully who was hoaxed by two con men, Silas M. Newton and Leo A. Gebauer. Scully liked the hoax so much he wrote a book based on it: Behind the Flying Saucers. Scully claimed that a UFO had landed in Hart Canyon 12 miles northeast of Aztec in March of 1948 and sixteen humanoid bodies were discovered at the crash site inside a metal disk that was 99.99 (not 100) feet in diameter. A conspiring military secretly removed the craft and the bodies for their sinister research. No one in the area noticed the crash or the military activity, however. With no witnesses, Newton and Gebauer could play wildly with the truth. More About the Hoax Here | ..and Here

The Object Report Podcast: Episode 1 (Part 2 of 2)

2012-01-23T21:17:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Part 2 of the first Object Report Podcast, with your anonymous hosts Agent D and Agent K.

Each week Agent D and Agent K will be covering UFO related news from around the globe. The first episode is a look back at the "Best of The Object Report" starting in 2007 and ending in 2011.

Here are the links that we discuss in the podcast for our readers to follow along. We will be transitioning to a video format in the future, but for now we are presenting this in an audio format along with backlinks.

March, 2010 Way Back Machine Web Archive (open this first).

PODCAST #1 (Part 2 of 2):

Topics discussed include the following:

1) For many years there have been rumors of Eisenhower meeting extraterrestrials on secret trips to Air Force bases. Some even believe that Eisenhower entered into secret agreements between the United States government and cosmic civilizations. The evidence to support these claims has been sparse. However, Bill Kirklin says he was at Holloman Air Force base when such an event took place, and that although he didn’t see anything, his colleagues had. Link to Video Here.

NOTE: Agent K originally referred to President Truman in the podcast, which was incorrect. But here is the reason he originally referred to Truman.

2) On March 16, 2010... I saw a bright red light coming from a distance. I thought that maybe an airline plane was on fire, and grabbed my camera. Instead, it was a large triangle plane with a very bright, red strobe in the center of it, (almost like it was on fire). It seemed to be climbing in altitude. By the time I went to the backyard, it already entered the clouds and was gone! This happened in Greenville, South Carolina at 8:03 PM. Link to Photos Here.

3) The mystery of the "flying rods" or "skyfish" has been permanently debunked, let's all move on to more important topics please! Link to Video Here.

4) Researcher Grant Cameron, who runs the website HillaryClintonUFO.net, was able to retrieve documents through the Freedom of Information Act that showed Rockefeller was soliciting help form Hillary’s staff on drafting a document to President Bill Clinton in 1995. The title of the document was: Lifting Secrecy on Information About Extraterrestrial Intelligence as Part of the Current Classification Review. Link to Video Here.

5) A Russian rocket launch viewed from Norway seems to be a UFO sighting, but it was nothing more than a spectacular rocket launch. Link to Video Here.

6) Shuttle bay cameras monitored helplessly as the tether and its multi-million dollar payload drifted away. One camera, with a human operator, zoomed in on the tether, which was glowing brightly. Many objects were floating around in the shot. Some seemed to emit a flash in a regular synchronized pattern, while other large objects appeared to pass behind the 12-mile long tether, which would suggest a diameter in excess of three miles — depending on how far behind the tether the object was. The object pictured above seemed to pulse brilliantly in a pattern which radiated from the center of the object and moved uniformly to the outer edge. Link to Video Here.

7) DARPA's BigDog climbs in the woods, keeps its balance when kicked and when slipping on ice, travels through snow and mud, jogs at 5 mph, and climbs through some rubble. Kill it, kill it with fire! Link to Video Here.

8) "But remember what I'm telling you now - when that Grey gets a few feet from you, your whole body is going to want to run away. You'll feel the same fear as you would if someone had a flame thrower aimed at you. Every cell in your body is going to be screaming to run, but you can't. You've got to stand there. You'll probably feel like fainting, too, but don't! If you do, we'll catch you, but I don't want you to faint or vomit or run away. Is that clear?!" Link to Article Here.

9) Shadow people are supernatural shadow-like humanoid figures that, according to believers, are seen mostly in peripheral vision and move quickly. They are sometimes known in modern folklore and paranormal popular culture as dark entities with malevolent intentions. Link to Article Here.

10) Edgar Fouche's original 1998 presentation of "Alien Rapture" to the International UFO Congress. For a written transcript and to find images of all the slides presented visit this website. Link to Video Here.

11) A quasiperiodic crystal, or, in short, quasicrystal, is a structure that is ordered but not periodic. A quasicrystalline pattern can continuously fill all available space, but it lacks translational symmetry. While crystals, according to the classical crystallographic restriction theorem, can possess only two, three, four, and six-fold rotational symmetries, the Bragg diffraction pattern of quasicrystals shows sharp peaks with other symmetry orders, for instance five-fold. Link to Article Here.

12) This video was taken just outside of Lancaster, California of a Big Basin Drone-like craft with multiple independent probes circling it. The Object Report considers this to be genuinely compelling footage that may or may not be related to the "California Drone" flap of 2006/2007. Credit goes to LunaCognita for the video enhancement and stabilization work. Link to Video Here.

Moving forward to... August, 2010 Way Back Machine Web Archive (open this first).

1) Fed up with secrecy shrouding reports of flying saucers, Brazil has decreed that any UFO sightings will now be logged by the government and made available to researchers of the paranormal. A government decree issued this week orders Brazilian military and civilian pilots, as well as air traffic controllers, to register any sightings with the country's aerospace defense command -- and to include any video or photos if they have them. Link to Article Here.

2) Grant Cameron & Neil Gould obtain original footage of a relaxed moment during Q&A in Hong Kong, Clinton discusses UFO's, Roswell and Area 51. "I wouldn't be the first President that underlings have lied to".Further speculation about the contents of this speech is available on the web. Link to Video Here.

3) A newly released video interview reveals that Robert Kennedy, while U.S. Attorney General, received a classified briefing on a crashed UFO that was extraterrestrial in origin, and whose technology was secretly being reverse engineered. According to Lt Colonel Philip Corso, who served as head of the U.S. Army’s Foreign Technology Desk from 1961-1963, he personally briefed Kennedy about the Army’s effort to seed extraterrestrial technologies into the private sector. Interviewed shortly before his death in 1998, Corso revealed for the first time that Bobby Kennedy contacted him for his knowledge on highly classified national security information. Link to Article/Video Here.

4) On the night of 24 February 1942 the Air Raid sirens sounded, and the Coast Guard Anti-aircraft guns were ordered to “green alert,” putting them in readiness to fire. From the time the battle began until it ended in the early hours of the morning, thousands of people had witnessed the search lights around Los Angeles fix on a target hovering above the city, and anti-aircraft rounds detonate in the sky. Reputable news agencies reported the attack, complete with eye-witness accounts. But the Japanese claim that they never attacked, and there was no wreckage to indicate that anyone actually did. These conflicting accounts cast uncertainty on the nature of the unidentified aircraft that caused the Battle of Los Angeles. Link to Article/Photos Here.

5) The film—purporting to depict the post mortem of an extraterrestrial who died in a UFO crash at Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947—was part of a "documentary" that aired on the Fox television network. Skeptics and many Ufologists quickly branded the affair a hoax. Among numerous observations, they noted that the film bore a bogus, non-military codemark, that the injuries sustained by the extraterrestrial were inconsistent with an air crash, and that the person performing the autopsy held the scissors like a tailor rather than a pathologist (who is trained to place his middle or ring finger in the bottom of the scissors hole and use his forefinger to steady the blades) Link to Article Here.

6) It’s a backstage photo from the movie Intruders (1992). Yes, yet another major ufological movie is the source for another major “authentic” alien photo. Believers would immediately say the woman was inserted in the photo to discredit the “3 second Eben” photograph. Huge courtesy to Forgetomori for clearing this up for everyone... Link to Article Here.

7) Normal recruitment for duty at Area 51 commenced with the CIA scouring the military and corporate establishments for men of certain qualifications. Unlike the early U-2 program, married men were preferred, as they were considered more mature. Those selected for further evaluation were flown to Washington, D.C. for interviews and psychological evaluation. The wife was also interviewed and evaluated, but not told what her husband would be doing. The candidate was sent back to his employer not knowing what the job was or if he had passed or failed. As the selection field narrowed, those still being considered were called back to Washington, D.C. for more intense evaluations. Even then, the candidate or volunteer still thought he was being interviewed for astronaut service or something similar and equally special. Link to Article Here.

8) Excellent footage of a UFO from Cooloongup, Western Australia. Link to Video Here.

9) NASA's planet-hunting Kepler spacecraft has confirmed the discovery of its first alien world in its host star's habitable zone — that just-right range of distances that could allow liquid water to exist — and found more than 1,000 new explanet candidates, researchers announced today (Dec. 5) Link to Article Here.

The Object Report Podcast: Episode 1 (Part 1 of 2)

2012-01-16T19:36:00.001-08:00

Welcome to Part 1 of the first Object Report Podcast, with your anonymous hosts Agent D and Agent K.